The Journey Begins

As a single introverted woman in her 20's options in the romance department are very slim. The cliche of "there are plenty of fish in the sea" is total bullshit. My world is pretty small. Self imposed, of course. I'm also a big girl. I'm come to terms with that and embrace my body. It …

Sleep Over

First, Baby Arm admitted to having some sort of feelings for me. But then say he couldn’t handle being in a relationship right now. I don’t know what sort of gaslight situation this is but oh well. That’s the kind of thing that will make me fall in love with a man. The other thing …

Baby Arm

Guess who’s back. Back again. That’s right, bitches. You’re favorite oversharer is back with more tales to tell. I’m out of practice with the sharing so give me a break. The more sex I have the more practice I’ll get and I’ve got some stuff lined up so it should be quick. I’ll start by …

Threesome

Let me start by saying this happened back in February so, yes, I have been holding out on everyone. But also I little bit forgot that this happened. My life has been a lot lately, okay? Damn. I remembered this and thought it would be a nice surprise for anyone that actually reads this and …

Crushed

Well as expected things with my crush did not go well. I definitely feel like I messed things up like I always do. Things were fine until I did something. Not a bad something just maybe was too honest about my damage. I just felt like it was important to say it bothered me. My …

Valentine’s Day 2020

Well guys let me tell you about my day of love because I feel like I owe you some sort of content even if it it’s fun or exciting and includes very little sex. The day started off at work. We had to work for way too long and I definitely was over it by …

I Want to be Normal

You ever talk to a cute boy and you’re being all flirty and cute and sweet and then all of sudden it goes all wrong because you get too nervous and that makes you weird and awkward? That’s me. I can’t even remember the last time I talked to a guy who wasn’t trying to …

Sex

I saw Derek last night. He had the audacity to wake me up at 10 pm. I know he doesn’t know that I’m actually an old person and go to bed before 9 pm every day. But thankfully I did wake up because I’ve been needing a visit to his place. I hurry over still …

Hairball

This is not going to be a good one. So you already know it’s about Brian. Honestly, it’s probably the last time I’ll see him. I should have fully left him in 2019 but I’m a dummy and didn’t. I went over there. He tells me before I get there that his room is a …

UPDATE

Guys it’s a 2020 miracle!!! Derek found me on Facebook and messaged me to give me his phone number (that I already had) so we can keep hooking up. I am so happy!!! But also sad because I’m dying from a migraine and can’t speed my way over to impale myself on his dick IMMEDIATELY. …

2019 in Review

Yes, I know there are still a couple days left in 2019 but I for sure know nothing will happen relating to this blog. First, I’m on my period. Second, I’m just having a really shitty end of the year and decade and while it would be a perfect time for me to jump on …